Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Minimum Wage, Maxiumum Damage- the trials and tribulations of a part-time janitor


As a janitor, I am given access to 24 floors of women's restrooms and that means I can get my rubber-gloved hands on at least a pound of expelled uterine matter a night.

History is replete with individuals who made gold from other people's trash and my mind is churning with ideas on how to capitalize on the dirty tampons and pads of hundreds of women.

Craig's List here I come. I bet they laughed at Vanderbilt when he imported the first Asian hooker.

Menses mean money, baby.

1 comment:

erin said...

3 words: Japanese Vending Machine